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Post by rabatsa on Sept 24, 2009 19:09:48 GMT
This is a public health announcement...
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females:
Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework. Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements". "Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands). "Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "herd mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one".
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours..
NOTE: Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
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magic
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Post by magic on Sept 24, 2009 20:05:19 GMT
so true
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Post by happyhorsedriver on Sept 24, 2009 20:39:53 GMT
LOL ;D
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tara
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Post by tara on Sept 27, 2009 6:48:40 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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